Laugh To Keep From Crying.

Here are some funny motherhood quotes to brighten up your day!. The woman existed, but the mother, never. My mom is a neat freak.

I Always Cook With Wine.

My mom thinks coupons are money, and gives them for gifts. “mommy never thought about it. “mommy will think about it!”.

“If At First You Don’t Succeed… Try Doing It The Way Mom Told You To In The Beginning.”.

So check out these funny parenting quotes that are sure to make you feel like an official member of the hot mess mom society. One thing you have to learn to do as a mom is laugh! Laugh to keep from killing your children.

Funny Mom Quotes For Moms With An Infant “A Sleeping Baby Is The New Happy Hour For Moms.” “Being A Mom Means Developing The Ability To Hear A Quiet Cough Through Closed Doors, A Mile Away, And Even Across The Street.” “That Moment When You Realize You’re Using Baby Wipes As A Dusting Rag, Countertop Cleanser, And A Toilet Scrubber.”

Through it all, the curiosity and excitement to meet their. This one is funny until your kid starts yelling “you’re not my mom! It can brighten your day.

So I Became A Mom.”.

3) you are dying for a shower. A mother is something absolutely new.”. Being a fun mom starts with being able to laugh at ourselves.

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