You Can Only Decide How You’re Going To Live.

You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. “today’s opportunities erase yesterday’s failures.”. “it could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.”.

It’s The Funniest Joke In The World.

These funny quotes about life provide inspiration and entertainment, along with ways to express your experiences. Don’t be trapped by dogma, which is living the result of other people’s thinking. Breathe in courage (or confidence, personal power, compassion, etc.);

Your Time Is Limited, Don’t Waste It Living Someone Else’s Life.

Then things get worse.’ ― anonymous ‘all the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.’ ― sean o’casey ‘when we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and. To understand the benefits of living by funny personal mottos, think about how you feel when you read the following phrases — one of them lighthearted and the other serious (and deeply flawed). “the question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.”.

Opportunity Is Missed By People Because It.

I am strong, i am confident, and i am unstoppable. Begin each day with a grateful heart. With so much humor in the world, we’ve collected some hilarious life quotes from a wide range of famous writers, celebrities and thinkers from over the last couple of centuries and beyond.

“I Am An Early Bird And A Night Owl… So I Am Wise And I Have Worms.”.

Great quotes to live by. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”. “before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”.

Amazing Funny Quotes To Live By from WALLPAPERS IMAGES AND PHOTOS